April 30th, 2008


Any hardcore martial-arts movie fan will be familar with the infamous Bolo Yeung.
Aside from a few classics like Enter the Dragon and Bloodsport, he’s mainly starred in B-grade movies.
Come to think of it… Bloodsport is probably the epitome of a B-grade movie.
Amazingly, Bolo turns 70 this year (born July 3, 1938).
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April 30th, 2008
Michael Clarke Duncan (otherwise known as the ‘big dude’ from the Green Mile), has a few ape-like characteristics.


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April 27th, 2008
It’s a tough battle for the title of ‘most monkey looking man in rock’.
I think Gaz Coombes from Supergrass takes it over Steven Tyler of Aerosmith.



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April 27th, 2008

And to think that this guy is a billionaire - see monkey dance video below:
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April 25th, 2008
UFC Fighter Forrest Griffin has the life:
- He’s one of the fastest growing starts in Mixed Martial Arts
- He’s funny and witty
- He gets paid a lot of money to punch people
…and on top of all that, he kinda resembles a chimp

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April 25th, 2008
Turns out that the Indian cricket fans weren’t racially taunting Andrew Symonds with monkey chants afterall.
They were worshipping the Indian monkey god Hanuman.
Ok then…

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April 25th, 2008
NBA hall-of-famer Patrick Ewing has really long monkey arms.
Check em out:

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April 25th, 2008
The original monkey children from Full House.


Although… there is a good argument that they look more like ‘troll dolls’ than monkeys.

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April 25th, 2008
With the exception of the Olsen twins when they were younger, Bindi Irwin is possibly the most ‘monkey-like’ child in existence.
Then again… if my job was to play with animals all day, I’d probably wanna look like a monkey as well.
At least they’ll accept her as one of their own


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April 22nd, 2008
UFC star Tito Ortiz has a head like a Gorilla.

I’ve seen a few online postings that speculate this may be a side effect of human growth hormone - but who knows.
Look at the size difference between his head and that of his girlfriend’s (porn star Jenna Jameson):

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